thats bad..even by the standard of a pj!

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    what am i doing.. :\



    Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
    Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
    ..
    "1 is neither composite nor prime"

    Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
    Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
    aja aja dil nichode ....
    raat ki matki phode...

    mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
    mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
    LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...


    Arz kiya hai…
    Kal tak tha jo mera present…
    Aaj ho gaya hai past…
    Kal tak tha jo mera present…
    Aaj ho gaya hai past…
    Offer valid till stocks last..

    Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
    Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................

    A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
    can u guess why???
    try
    think!!!
    donno???
    cuz
    he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!

    Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
    Gaur farmaiye
    Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
    Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

    1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
    1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
    Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!
    Wah wah wah

    Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…
    Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…
    Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
    Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..


    Aftr a gr8 career Amitab Bacchn took rest
    ..
    Aftr a gr8 career Amitab Bacchn took rest
    ..
    taste me best mummy aur everest..!!


    Mr Jeet ws standin in a queue 2 buy a movie tckt
    a man stnding behind him stole his wallet.
    name d thief??
    Ans: DARR 'Qyunki darr k aage jeet hai'

    Aatma chor gayi shareer purana
    Aatma chor gayi shareer purana
    didi tera devar diwana..

    Ek ladka tha, uska naam tha Ganesh
    bt every1 use 2 cal him "anesh",
    whr is d G missing?
    Ans: G is takn by Kailash Kher
    (tere naam se G lu)!

    Kisi ko hurt karna is great blunder
    gor farmaiaga
    Kisi ko hurt karna is great blunder..
    Thums Up, Taste the Thunder!!

    Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana
    Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana
    A 4 Apple, B 4 Banana..

    Romeo ne Juliet se bola tha 1 SACH..
    wah wah
    Romeo ne Juliet se bola tha 1 SACH..
    Asli masale.. sach sach - M.D.H... M.D.H..

    Blood donate karne k phle hamesha uska group jachna
    wah wah
    Blood donate karne k phle hamesha uska group jachna
    Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna..

    please eat Parle G and not tiger..
    y? y? y?
    only 1411 tigers left!

    Wat happens aftr a lion roars?
    think..
    Tom N Jerry Cartoon start!!

    This pj might damage ur senses to think...
    what would u get if a cow dances???
    Guidance!!!

    He is kissing..She is kissing..
    wah wah
    he is kissing..she is kissing..
    wah wah
    Some text missing..Some text missing..
    wah wah wah..

    Agar bimar ho toh dhundo koi chemist
    wah wah
    agar bimar ho to dhundo koi chemist
    wah wah
    My Name is Khan and I am not a terrorist..

    Height of irritation:
    Signboard on d side of a highway-
    "You are not looking at d road right now, so be careful!"

    Woody Pj.
    wat wood happn if u had a wooden car with wooden seats wooden tyres & a wooden engine?
    It wooden't start!!

    Kapde silwana hai to dhundo koi darji..
    wah awh
    kapde silwana hai to dhundo darji..
    wah wah
    Boost is d secret of my energy!!

    :\
     
  2. ayu135

    ayu135 New Member

    je vais vous dire ce que vous voulez, mais s'il vous plaît arrêtez ça!!
     
  3. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    et si je n'ai pas?
     
  4. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    tl;dr

    . . .. . .
     
  5. ayu135

    ayu135 New Member

    je vais mourir et puis vous ne serez pas obtenir l'information que vous voulez. vous voulez me faire mourir?
     
  6. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    iii ..din..get...you..!~
     
  7. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    oui..il me fera plaisir .. ^_^
     
  8. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    @ayu135 - btw, i must ask you..do you know french or all credits to google baba . ? :p or am i the one here who's pressing my brain hard trying to translate every word myself? :p
     
  9. ayu135

    ayu135 New Member

    je suis déjà mort pour que vous n'obtiendrez pas l'information que vous voulez
     
  10. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    oups, repose en paix mon ami ..

    par la façon dont ... le fantôme, le fantôme ... le fantôme ..!!
     
  11. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    Wenn man nichts zu tun hat, man Scheiß-Gespräch macht .
     
  12. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    Does it mean the joke was good?
     
  13. ayu135

    ayu135 New Member

    Wir alle leben in Amerika, thats all the german i know. Also Mein kampf.

    Now reply to your comment
    wir sind extrem arbeitslos und wir können alles tun, um die Zeit totzuschlagen
     
  14. ayu135

    ayu135 New Member

    Je me lève de la tombe pour venger ma mort
     
  15. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    haha .. assez!
    si vous allez pour n'importe quel plus .. je vais me tuer ..!!!
     
  16. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    oooh..here i needed google translate...haha..ill reply to it later..what i did was to hear it..i mean the audio version in the translator..it sounds so ..umm tongue twisting kinds..haha

    and
    das Problem ist, dass, wenn ich nichts zu tun habe, kann ich alles reden machen ..
    Scheiße was ist dann
    ^_^ :p
     
  17. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Будь ласка, закрийте цю тему заповнений абсолютними лайно

    Caewch y edau llawn cachu absoliwt.

    Vă rugăm să închideţi acest thread plin cu rahat absolută.

    لطفا از بستن این موضوع که پر از کثافت مطلق است.


    See if you can translate any of these (if you can identify the languages - not a difficult task though).
     
  18. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    1. Ukrainian-
    2. Welsh-
    3. Romanian-
    4. Persian-


    hahaha..!!! you are above all of us...

    btw ..your answer..

    що .. os .. eu..کار را انجام ندهید


    ^_^
    Hhaha..try this..
    hyts of boredom..i guess..!
     
  19. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    We had a group of four in a class....a chinese, an indian, a german and a half-italian half french (who also spoke 6 other languages, the *******) and we used to type in insults and translate and play them in the middle of a conversation (at the right moment)....it was quite funny the first 3 days. The Indian ones almost never worked...or ended up being really mild.


    good times :')
     
  20. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    hahah..that's nice..! "a half-italian half french (who also spoke 6 other languages)" that's interesting !
     

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