Jokes

*A Wife is like a TV*
**A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE**

At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE

Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)


Most Importantly:

TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do

 

awesome bud
damn cool

 

Really its so funny.

 

yes, funny and humrous and critical

 

didnt get this

 

u can control ur wife bt not ur gf

 

fixed that for you

 

I was being sarc

exactly my point
why cant one control their gf!!

 

i was telling him the meaning of the post

 

haha yeah i know, no hard feelings. was just messin' around :]

 

Hi

Good jokes. keep sharing.

Thanks




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r u married?

 

Hahaha .. thanks for sharing dude ...

 

Ha ha ha super duper hit joke guys after read i don't want to use Mobile or TV. Both are harmful for body. lol