Some scientists once did an experiment to see if people's dogs have similar personalities to their owners. They brought dogs owned by people of various professions into the laboratory to observe them, and gave each dog a pile of dog biscuits. The architect's dog built a house out of the biscuits. The writer's dog arranged the biscuits to write out a poem. The mathematician's dog arranged the biscuits into an equation. The musician's dog showed up late, screwed all the other dogs, ate all the biscuits, and left early.
