hey guys, i want to change my "designation" on IGT. For eg- metalmonke-(below)Beginner. how to change the "beginner" thing to something else?
Put in an advertisement in three national newspapers. Then once the ad comes out, cut it out, yes, all three of them, and eat it like Shah Rukh Khan does in Baazigar. (He does, doesn't he?) Once you've digested the paper, donate some of your paper filled blood to a young elf, preferably the same size as your wiener. The elf will magically transform in to a Elfatron, and will give you a ring. You may wear the ring, but do remember, there's a terrible curse that comes with it. You'll have to spend your life posting here on IGT. Now ask yourself, is it worth it?
