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    ravikiran_kool is offline Up the IRONS......
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    Req:******* by Dennis Leary

    hello ppl,

    can ne1 help me by providing the tabs of the song ******* by dennis leary???

    actually i searched it on the net but i didnt get the correct tablature.

    Actually its a very nice song

    Ravi Kiran

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    by Dennis Leary
    Album: No Cure For Cancer
    (comedy album)

    D Dsus2/C G/B Bb6b5
    1 & 2 & 3 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 1 & 2 & 3 &


    Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me.
    About you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the
    bottom of our chests. About that special feeling we get in the
    cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle
    area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the
    colon--we don't know.

    I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
    I'm your average white suburbanite slob
    I like football and ****o and books about war
    I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor

    My wife and my job, my kids and my car
    My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

    But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
    (Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
    No, I've gotta go out and have fun
    At someone else's expense
    (Oh yeah) Yeah yeah
    yeah yeah yeah

    I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
    While people behind me are going insane

    I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
    I'm an ******* (He's an *******, such an *******)

    I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
    I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"

    I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
    I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******)

    Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
    While handicapped people make handicapped faces

    I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
    I'm an ******* (He's a real ****ing *******)

    BRIDGE: [Now the chords change]

    Em A
    Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
    Em A
    Ranting and raving and carrying on
    Em A
    Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
    A A/G A/F# A/E



    I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
    I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******)


    You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac
    Eldorado convertible--hot pink with whaleskin hubcaps and all leather
    cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And
    I'm gonna drive around in that baby at a 115 miles per hour, getting
    one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter-pounder cheeseburgers from
    McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam
    containers, and when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers,
    I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the american flag and then I'm gonna toss
    the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a goddamned
    thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs,
    that's why. Two words--Nuclear ****ing weapons, okay? Russia, Germany,
    Romania--they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a
    big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
    and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs,
    okay? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen. And as soon as we find the
    cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty
    pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well,
    multiply that by fifteen million times, that's how pissed off the
    Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee

    and Sam Peckinpah...
    And a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas...
    (You know you really are an *******)
    Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?

    I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
    I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******)



    Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
    Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum [something like that ]

    Oooh Oooh


    I'm an ******* and I'm proud of it.



    D (xx0232)
    Dsus2/C (x30230) * Not sure about the name of this one
    G/B (x20030)
    Bb6b5 (x10030) * This name is VERY likely completely wrong

    Em (022000) could maybe be Em7 (022030)
    A (x02220)
    A/G (3x2220)
    A/F# (2x2220)
    A/E (0x2220)


    OK, this is a great song. The chord progression in the whole song
    is D Dsus2/C G/B Bb6b5 over and over again. The only place where
    it's different is in the bridge. Since the chords are always the
    same I won't put the chord names above the lyrics, just play these
    four chords over and over. I'll put the chord names over the lyrics
    in the bridge though.

    Also since it's always the same, I won't bother
    to divide the song into verses and choruses and stuff. I'll just tell
    you where the bridge begins and where it ends.
    To play the chords first strike the bass strings and then strum the
    rest of the strings.

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    Thank u:)

    Hey buddy

    Thanx 4 the tab.



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