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    U speaka da english?

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in ananimated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses cometogether. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.Then I come one lasta time."
    "You foul-mouthed *** obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
    "In this country ... we don'tspeak aloud in public places about our *** lives...
    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta ***a? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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    rickkkyrich Guest
    Good one..

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    You donít get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

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    hahahahah gud 1



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