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  1. 02-22-2012, 04:27 PM #1
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    thats bad..even by the standard of a pj!

    what am i doing.. :\



    Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
    Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
    ..
    "1 is neither composite nor prime"

    Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
    Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
    aja aja dil nichode ....
    raat ki matki phode...

    mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
    mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
    LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...


    Arz kiya hai…
    Kal tak tha jo mera present…
    Aaj ho gaya hai past…
    Kal tak tha jo mera present…
    Aaj ho gaya hai past…
    Offer valid till stocks last..

    Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
    Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................

    A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
    can u guess why???
    try
    think!!!
    donno???
    cuz
    he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!

    Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
    Gaur farmaiye
    Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
    Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

    1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
    1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
    Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!
    Wah wah wah

    Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…
    Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…
    Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
    Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..


    Aftr a gr8 career Amitab Bacchn took rest
    ..
    Aftr a gr8 career Amitab Bacchn took rest
    ..
    taste me best mummy aur everest..!!


    Mr Jeet ws standin in a queue 2 buy a movie tckt
    a man stnding behind him stole his wallet.
    name d thief??
    Ans: DARR 'Qyunki darr k aage jeet hai'

    Aatma chor gayi shareer purana
    Aatma chor gayi shareer purana
    didi tera devar diwana..

    Ek ladka tha, uska naam tha Ganesh
    bt every1 use 2 cal him "anesh",
    whr is d G missing?
    Ans: G is takn by Kailash Kher
    (tere naam se G lu)!

    Kisi ko hurt karna is great blunder
    gor farmaiaga
    Kisi ko hurt karna is great blunder..
    Thums Up, Taste the Thunder!!

    Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana
    Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana
    A 4 Apple, B 4 Banana..

    Romeo ne Juliet se bola tha 1 SACH..
    wah wah
    Romeo ne Juliet se bola tha 1 SACH..
    Asli masale.. sach sach - M.D.H... M.D.H..

    Blood donate karne k phle hamesha uska group jachna
    wah wah
    Blood donate karne k phle hamesha uska group jachna
    Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna..

    please eat Parle G and not tiger..
    y? y? y?
    only 1411 tigers left!

    Wat happens aftr a lion roars?
    think..
    Tom N Jerry Cartoon start!!

    This pj might damage ur senses to think...
    what would u get if a cow dances???
    Guidance!!!

    He is kissing..She is kissing..
    wah wah
    he is kissing..she is kissing..
    wah wah
    Some text missing..Some text missing..
    wah wah wah..

    Agar bimar ho toh dhundo koi chemist
    wah wah
    agar bimar ho to dhundo koi chemist
    wah wah
    My Name is Khan and I am not a terrorist..

    Height of irritation:
    Signboard on d side of a highway-
    "You are not looking at d road right now, so be careful!"

    Woody Pj.
    wat wood happn if u had a wooden car with wooden seats wooden tyres & a wooden engine?
    It wooden't start!!

    Kapde silwana hai to dhundo koi darji..
    wah awh
    kapde silwana hai to dhundo darji..
    wah wah
    Boost is d secret of my energy!!

    :\
    i am strong on the surface... not all the way through..
    i've never been perfect but neither have you...
    so if you're asking me i want you to know..
    when my time comes..forget the wrong that i've done , help me leave behind some..reasons to be missed..
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  2. 02-22-2012, 04:54 PM #2
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    je vais vous dire ce que vous voulez, mais s'il vous plaît arrêtez ça!!
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  3. 02-22-2012, 05:24 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ayu135 View Post
    je vais vous dire ce que vous voulez, mais s'il vous plaît arrêtez ça!!

    et si je n'ai pas?
    i am strong on the surface... not all the way through..
    i've never been perfect but neither have you...
    so if you're asking me i want you to know..
    when my time comes..forget the wrong that i've done , help me leave behind some..reasons to be missed..
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  4. 02-22-2012, 05:29 PM #4
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    tl;dr

    . . .. . .
    You can believe what you want, it doesn't mean you're right. a fact of life.
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  5. 02-22-2012, 06:11 PM #5
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    je vais mourir et puis vous ne serez pas obtenir l'information que vous voulez. vous voulez me faire mourir?
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  6. 02-22-2012, 07:59 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morbid_Angel View Post
    tl;dr

    . . .. . .

    iii ..din..get...you..!~
    i am strong on the surface... not all the way through..
    i've never been perfect but neither have you...
    so if you're asking me i want you to know..
    when my time comes..forget the wrong that i've done , help me leave behind some..reasons to be missed..
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  7. 02-22-2012, 08:02 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ayu135 View Post
    je vais mourir et puis vous ne serez pas obtenir l'information que vous voulez. vous voulez me faire mourir?
    oui..il me fera plaisir .. ^_^
    i am strong on the surface... not all the way through..
    i've never been perfect but neither have you...
    so if you're asking me i want you to know..
    when my time comes..forget the wrong that i've done , help me leave behind some..reasons to be missed..
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  8. 02-22-2012, 08:17 PM #8
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    @ayu135 - btw, i must ask you..do you know french or all credits to google baba . ? :P or am i the one here who's pressing my brain hard trying to translate every word myself? :P
    i am strong on the surface... not all the way through..
    i've never been perfect but neither have you...
    so if you're asking me i want you to know..
    when my time comes..forget the wrong that i've done , help me leave behind some..reasons to be missed..
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  9. 02-22-2012, 09:46 PM #9
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    je suis déjà mort pour que vous n'obtiendrez pas l'information que vous voulez
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  10. 02-22-2012, 10:07 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ayu135 View Post
    je suis déjà mort pour que vous n'obtiendrez pas l'information que vous voulez

    oups, repose en paix mon ami ..

    par la façon dont ... le fantôme, le fantôme ... le fantôme ..!!
    i am strong on the surface... not all the way through..
    i've never been perfect but neither have you...
    so if you're asking me i want you to know..
    when my time comes..forget the wrong that i've done , help me leave behind some..reasons to be missed..
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    Wenn man nichts zu tun hat, man Scheiß-Gespräch macht .
    And surely you’ll buy your pint cup !
    and surely I’ll buy mine !
    And we'll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
    for auld lang syne.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bjr View Post
    Wenn man nichts zu tun hat, man Scheiß-Gespräch macht .
    Does it mean the joke was good?
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    I've hung around and I've taken my time,
    I've beat the dust and kissed the grime;
    Stand I shall, not for you though,
    Its just me now, wherever I may go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bjr View Post
    Wenn man nichts zu tun hat, man Scheiß-Gespräch macht .
    Wir alle leben in Amerika, thats all the german i know. Also Mein kampf.

    Now reply to your comment
    wir sind extrem arbeitslos und wir können alles tun, um die Zeit totzuschlagen
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  14. 02-23-2012, 08:58 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by nandy0894 View Post
    oups, repose en paix mon ami ..

    par la façon dont ... le fantôme, le fantôme ... le fantôme ..!!
    Je me lève de la tombe pour venger ma mort
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  15. 02-23-2012, 10:29 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ayu135 View Post
    Je me lève de la tombe pour venger ma mort

    haha .. assez!
    si vous allez pour n'importe quel plus .. je vais me tuer ..!!!
    i am strong on the surface... not all the way through..
    i've never been perfect but neither have you...
    so if you're asking me i want you to know..
    when my time comes..forget the wrong that i've done , help me leave behind some..reasons to be missed..
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