Santa Banta Jokes
• Santa: Operation se mujhe kuch ho gaya to is doctor se shadi kar Lena. Jeeto: Aise kyo kehte ho? Santa: Dr se badla Lene ka yehi tareeka hai
• Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
• Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
• Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle.. Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.
• Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
• Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: Theek hai doc saab aapne Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bana di!
• Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Santa was painting his home when suddenly he got an idea 2 save money, he painted the upper part of the wall and wrote below............ Same as above!!!
hahah gud one
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