This is from an actual trial in the UK:
A young woman who was
several months pregnant was
sitting in a bus. When she noticed
a young man smiling at her, she
began feeling humiliated on
account of her condition. She
changed her seat and he seemed
more amused. She moved again
and then on seeing him laughing
more, she filed a court case on
In the court the man's defense
When the lady boarded the bus I
couldn't help noticing she was
pregnant. She sat under an
advertisement, which read
'Coming Soon - The unknown
boon'..I was even more amused
when she then sat under a
shaving cream advertisement,
which read: 'William's stick did
the trick'..Then I could not control
myself any longer, when on the
third move she sat under an
advertisement, which read:
'Dunlop Rubber would have
prevented this accident'..
The case was dismissed.
The judge fell off his chair
i am strong on the surface... not all the way through..
i've never been perfect but neither have you...
so if you're asking me i want you to know..
when my time comes..forget the wrong that i've done , help me leave behind some..reasons to be missed..