A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from his boss.
She sent his boss a 'Thank You Note' via e-mail.
His wife read the text and filed a divorce.
The message was:
"Your penis(pen is) wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra-ordinarily smooth flow & firm strokes.
Initially its tip was to be licked to bring it in working order & then it was equally good on both sides.
I loved its perfect size & grip.
I felt as in heavens use it,I had always a desired it & u fulfilled my wish.
At last it is mine and only mine, forever,Thanks a lot ♥ :P
Moral : Space is an essential part of English writing..!! :D
i am strong on the surface... not all the way through..
i've never been perfect but neither have you...
so if you're asking me i want you to know..
when my time comes..forget the wrong that i've done , help me leave behind some..reasons to be missed..