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  1. 07-19-2011, 12:46 PM #1
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    *A Wife is like a TV*
    **A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE**

    At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

    When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE

    Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

    TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

    But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

    Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding

    TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

    MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)


    Most Importantly:

    TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do
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  2. 08-22-2011, 08:57 PM #2
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    awesome bud
    damn cool
    Seek And Destroy:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3t9sD5-ohM&list=LLQl0QyGticjAHa-z-pmJjfw&index=1&feature=plpp_video
    Creeping Death:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CvsNoM83yk&feature=youtu.be
    Godfather Theme(Improvised):-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5vnyhW9mzQ&feature=youtu.be
    Hairy Rock:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj4FFHJbC58&feature=youtu.be
    Own Metal Riff:-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rDP0cnEVo&feature=youtu.be
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  3. 09-07-2011, 03:20 PM #3
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    Really its so funny.
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  4. 11-07-2011, 01:34 PM #4
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    yes, funny and humrous and critical
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  5. 11-12-2011, 01:13 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by smsmobile View Post
    TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't
    didnt get this
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  6. 11-12-2011, 01:58 PM #6
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    u can control ur wife bt not ur gf
    Seek And Destroy:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3t9sD5-ohM&list=LLQl0QyGticjAHa-z-pmJjfw&index=1&feature=plpp_video
    Creeping Death:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CvsNoM83yk&feature=youtu.be
    Godfather Theme(Improvised):-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5vnyhW9mzQ&feature=youtu.be
    Hairy Rock:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj4FFHJbC58&feature=youtu.be
    Own Metal Riff:-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rDP0cnEVo&feature=youtu.be
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  7. 11-12-2011, 07:11 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarplayer729 View Post
    u can control ur wife bt not ur gf if ur a loser
    fixed that for you
    You can believe what you want, it doesn't mean you're right. a fact of life.
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  8. 11-13-2011, 07:41 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarplayer729 View Post
    u can control ur wife bt not ur gf
    I was being sarc

    Quote Originally Posted by Morbid_Angel View Post
    fixed that for you
    exactly my point
    why cant one control their gf!!
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  9. 11-13-2011, 04:52 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morbid_Angel View Post
    fixed that for you
    i was telling him the meaning of the post
    Seek And Destroy:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3t9sD5-ohM&list=LLQl0QyGticjAHa-z-pmJjfw&index=1&feature=plpp_video
    Creeping Death:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CvsNoM83yk&feature=youtu.be
    Godfather Theme(Improvised):-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5vnyhW9mzQ&feature=youtu.be
    Hairy Rock:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj4FFHJbC58&feature=youtu.be
    Own Metal Riff:-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rDP0cnEVo&feature=youtu.be
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  10. 11-13-2011, 07:29 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarplayer729 View Post
    i was telling him the meaning of the post
    haha yeah i know, no hard feelings. was just messin' around :]
    You can believe what you want, it doesn't mean you're right. a fact of life.
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  11. 11-26-2011, 05:45 AM #11
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    Hi

    Good jokes. keep sharing.

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  12. 11-28-2011, 07:51 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by smsmobile View Post
    *A Wife is like a TV*
    **A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE**

    At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

    When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE

    Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

    TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

    But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

    Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding

    TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

    MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)


    Most Importantly:

    TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do
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  13. 12-05-2011, 02:47 PM #13
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    Hahaha .. thanks for sharing dude ...
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  14. 12-22-2011, 11:29 AM #14
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    Ha ha ha super duper hit joke guys after read i don't want to use Mobile or TV. Both are harmful for body. lol :D
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