A Taxi Passenger Touched The
Driver On The Shoulder To Ask Him
a Question.
The Driver Screamed, Lost Control
Of The Car, Nearly Hit a Bus, Went

Up On The Footpath & Stopped
Few Centimeters Far From a Shop
4 a Second, Everything Went Quiet
In The Cab. Then, The Driver Said:
"Look Buddy! Don't Ever Do That
Again, u Scared Me.
The Passenger Apologized And
Said: "I Didn't Realize That a Little
Touch Would Scare You SoMuch...
Driver Replied: "Sorry, It's Not
Really Your Fault. Today Is my 1st
Day As a Cab Driver. I've Been
Driving a Van Carrying Dead Bodies
Frm The Last 25 Years...!!