English Of A Desi Teacher

In class
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.

* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside

* Both of you three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the window.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

About family
* I have two daughters both of them are girls

At the play ground
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the balloon.

Punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times

* You, go and under-stand the tree

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* Why you are late - say YES or No :-D

Ha ha ha ha
rotate the ground :-D

add these..
why are you staring at the monkeys outside ..when i am inside the class..
pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin..
give me a red pen of any colour ..haha