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    In a bar a guy sees a cute girl, he asks her"would u mind if i sit beside u?

    "she responds loudly, "wat? no i nevr want 2 sleep wid u"

    Every1 turns & stares @ guy,
    shockd guy goes 2 his table..
    aftr a few minutes girl walks to him & says

    "am a Pshycology student & studyn hw ppl respond 2 embrasment"

    Guy shouts "WAT? 30000 rupees..?dats 2 mch!!"

    evry1 stares @ girl..& guy laughed "aur le panga ladko se..!"
    ***look hot stay cool***

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    great but you really need to come up with better thread titles
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    hahaa...good 'un! Ladko se panga mat lo...
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    lol...nice one!!!
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    I don't get the "sleeping for money" thingie - what is wrong and embarrassing with it?
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    yea tell that to society ..
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    ^
    even sleeping is wrong for the society
    Seek And Destroy:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3t9sD5-ohM&list=LLQl0QyGticjAHa-z-pmJjfw&index=1&feature=plpp_video
    Creeping Death:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CvsNoM83yk&feature=youtu.be
    Godfather Theme(Improvised):-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5vnyhW9mzQ&feature=youtu.be
    Hairy Rock:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj4FFHJbC58&feature=youtu.be
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    Actually with the growth of metropolitan/cosmopolitan urban culture, I have observed that ppl tend to un-necessarily over exagerate the importance and influence of "society".

    No one cares, because no one knows ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpha1 View Post
    Actually with the growth of metropolitan/cosmopolitan urban culture, I have observed that ppl tend to un-necessarily over exagerate the importance and influence of "society".

    No one cares, because no one knows ...
    true..no witness no crimes..

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    i guess i posted it on the funny emails and jokes forum...please dont investigate on this silly joke...
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpha1 View Post
    Actually with the growth of metropolitan/cosmopolitan urban culture, I have observed that ppl tend to un-necessarily over exagerate the importance and influence of "society".

    No one cares, because no one knows ...
    bcoz we like good things(bad for society)
    and we feel guilt that we are doing something that we shouldnt do in a society
    so we over exagerate the importance and influence of society
    Seek And Destroy:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3t9sD5-ohM&list=LLQl0QyGticjAHa-z-pmJjfw&index=1&feature=plpp_video
    Creeping Death:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CvsNoM83yk&feature=youtu.be
    Godfather Theme(Improvised):-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5vnyhW9mzQ&feature=youtu.be
    Hairy Rock:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj4FFHJbC58&feature=youtu.be
    Own Metal Riff:-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rDP0cnEVo&feature=youtu.be

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    ^ no. and what is OVER exaggeration anyway? o_O
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    ^asking 30000 rs for sleeping with someone maybe? :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morbid_Angel View Post
    ^ no. and what is OVER exaggeration anyway? o_O
    i was saying it could be a contributing factor(not that it is)
    and to the second question that maybe we bring the reason of society to answer people's questions that we have no answer to
    Seek And Destroy:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3t9sD5-ohM&list=LLQl0QyGticjAHa-z-pmJjfw&index=1&feature=plpp_video
    Creeping Death:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CvsNoM83yk&feature=youtu.be
    Godfather Theme(Improvised):-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5vnyhW9mzQ&feature=youtu.be
    Hairy Rock:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj4FFHJbC58&feature=youtu.be
    Own Metal Riff:-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rDP0cnEVo&feature=youtu.be

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    I believe its just one of those unreasonbale fear inside ppl.
    And the general lack of conviction for things they want to do (even if they feel its right).

    LOL Morbid, LOL
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