In the U. S. it is common to see biker guys at a red light with that tired old T-shirt that says "If you can read this - the ***** fell off!" . Well...........Hmmm.......My opinion on this humor? Well, I'm pretty thick skinned....And my Darlin' has the good sense not to wear one ,so....... I just smile tolerantly and ignore it. But, here's what I really think about it and it won't fit on a T-shirt. ( I think a little more than a T-shirt backs worth! ) This is for my real sister Judy & all my "sisters" of the road. To those of you who are offended by "colorful" language - I beg your pardon.
Queen of the hop, belle of the ball,
all the above or none at all.
She'll fringe your leather, chap your hide.
But make no mistake, the ***** can ride.
She has her daddy's love of the road, has her momma's soul,
But when she's backed against the wall, the girl can rock n roll.
And if she takes you for your word, then finds out that you lied,
Best you stay off of the road, you know the ***** can ride.
Likes to wear her leather tight, as if it had been sprayed.
Ain't no use in judging 'cause her dues have long been paid.
Righteous is the lady, who will never be denied.
Pound for pound, toe to toe, it's known the ***** can ride.
And those bros' who try to "make a move" find themselves frustrated.
She quickly makes it known to "those", to one she's affiliated.
If they push, she leaves 'em nursing bruised egos and battered pride.
Man or scoot, heels or boots, damn, the ***** can ride.
"If you can read this", is what's said, on the backs of many bros'.
Always seems to draw a laugh, because she damn well knows.
Ever willing to shed some light, she'll pull up right along side.
"To one and all, I don't fall, 'cause THIS ***** CAN RIDE!"
No, deep meaning to this poem. Just a bunch of sillieness ,really.
For all the Biker *****es and the Biker Ladies - usually one and the same on different days! LOL Feedback welcome, Hell'n