Dude, if you refer to my title, its 'Rockstar In TRAINING' for crying out loud >.> ANd it says Givson on it, anyone can see it, unless one is totally blind (thanks dist )
Besides, I'd take this opportunity to show something which everyone would've already seen, but revelant nevertheless.
Useful huh? I keep it in a txt of special info XD
15 reasons why guitars are better than girlfriends:
#1. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
#2. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp.
A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes,
makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag.
And that's every week!
#3. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.
#4. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it.
If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.
#5. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.
#6. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap.
It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!
#7. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double neck guitars are not.
#8. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.
#9. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar
for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.
#10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs.
With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex
and she'll throw you out.
#11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.
#12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another
guitar behind its back.
#13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.
#14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too
long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.
#15. Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining.
Watching other people do it is just sick!
May I also add, girls are as prone to being b****y and promiscous as hydrogen is prone to catching fire, but a guitar playing in sync with other guitars/instruments is stuff which makes history xD
Any person who begs to differ will be termed a femnist, and will be locked up in a public ladies toilet...ugh.