Sensational Shilpa has been crowned the winner of Celebrity Big Brother after polling 67% of the final vote.
A window-smashing scream welcomed the news, along with disbelief from the shocked actress. "Are you kidding me?" she bawled, accompanied by the compulsory waterworks.
Unlike earlier sobbing sessions, these were definitely tears of joy. Following her farewell to Jermaine she dashed to the toilet to gain some composure.
Amidst an awesome firework display, she emerged to an adoring crowd and frantically blew kisses. History has been made.