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  1. #1
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    Over the Hills and Far Away

    save the best for the last :)

    Some Film titles may be like these : --

    ** Network Ke Us Paar
    ** Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
    ** Aao Chat Kare
    ** Programmer No.1
    ** Mera Naam Developer
    ** Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
    ** Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein

    ** Do Processor, Baarah Terminal

    ** Tera Code Chal Gaya
    ** Har Din Jo Mail Karega
    ** Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
    ** Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai

    ** Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..!
    ** Client Ek Numbari, Programmer Dus Numbari

    ** Login Karo Sajana
    ** Naukar PC Ka
    ** 1942 -- A Bug Story
    ** Kaho Na Virus Hai
    ** Crash Se Crash Tak
    ** Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

    ** Shaheed Hacker Singh
    ** Password De Ke Dekho
    ** Terminal Apna , Login Parayi

    ** Mr. Network Lal
    ** Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
    ** Hackers Ka Raja,Debuggers Ki Rani

    ** Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha

    ** Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi

    ** Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!
    "Take my hand, my child of love
    Come step inside my tears
    Swim the magic ocean,
    I've been crying all these years"

    "I liked the world where i used to live
    I never really wanted to live"

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    Over the Hills and Far Away


    Now all know of the famous PC Video Games like Quake III - Arena and Need for Speed from the famous game company Electronic Arts.So for the pakistanis who do not have much work and enjoying their holidays in Kandahar and Monte Carlo and flaming forums, we now present from the famous game company MUJAHIDEEN ARTS :


    The Latest PC simulation war game specially designed for Windows 95, 98, XP and NT from our PC simulation series - Jihad for Windows 98.


    1. High-resolution graphics - 1600 * 1240 pixels at 32 bit true colour.
    2. 1000s of highly realistic infidels in 3-D. Infidels are renderd by anti-aliasing and realistic to the detail that they are uncircumsised and can be verified by removing their underwear by using the mouse pointer. Infidels bleed and explode when shot with weapons very graphically.
    3. Highly realsitic pak army commandos with different types of beards to choose from, so detailed are textures of beards that the fleas can seen.
    4. Unlimited varieties of weapons from stones, Molotov cocktials, Kalashnikovs, pumpkins.
    5. Many types of wives for the mujahideen from Playboy type models to those resembling a hippopatamus or even pakistanis. Special feature includes the - " Prophets commands on/off " mode, where the
    pak army commandos can choose to have more than 4 wives.
    6. Can be played using joystick, mouse, keyboard or by fatwa.

    There are 7 levels of customizable play and scenarios:

    Level 1 (10,000 points) :

    In this level, the Pak Army have to storm the Prime Ministers bedroom in Delhi and steal all the P.M's underwear and clothing so that he wont be able to address the Lok Sabha Assembly the next day.

    Level 2 (20,000 points) :

    The Pak commandos have to go to the Hazratbal Shrine in Srinagar where the Infidels are trying to steal the Hair of the Prophet from the Shrine to incorprate it into a Colgate Tooth-Brush, and they have to foil this evil plot.

    Level 3 (40,000 points):

    There is a shipload of 500,000 Qurans being shipped from Riyadh to Kandahar for the spiritual enrichment and valor of the Pakee fighters (and also to remind them not to play with more than 4 wives at one time). The Infidels hijack the ship with the aim of replacing the Quarans with 500,000 Playboy magazines. The commandos have to prevent this.

    Level 4 (80,000 points):

    The pak army have to infiltrate the White House and Capitol in Washington and replace the American constitution with a copy of the Sunnah so that America becomes a Muslim

    Level 5 (160,000 points):

    The Infidels have kidnapped Osama Bin Laden, Ibn Khattab and Mullah Omar and are keeping them hostage in a castle. The Infidels are protected by an outer moat filled with Johnnie Walker Whisky, a ring of minefields and barbed-wire, and an inner ring of big, fat, black, evil-looking pigs. The pak army must evade all these obstacles and rescue the three hostages alive.

    Level 6 (320,000 points):

    The Prime Minister of Israel is now Ariel Sharon. The Mujahideen want to replace him with a very hardcore and pious Muslim person called Field Marshall (Ex) Idi Amin Dada of Uganda.
    The Mujahideen have to go inside Sharon's Presdential Palace in Tel Aviv, avoiding the Israeli Army and Mossad and elimnate Sharon and install Idi Amin in his place without getting eaten
    first by Idi Amin Dada who is really hungry at the time.

    Level 7 (1000,000 points = Paradise !):
    This is the climax. Here the Infidels have invaded Mecca and have converted the Kaabah into
    a MacDonald's fast food outlet and The Grand Mosque into a Night-Club and Casino. The pak army commandos have to exterminate all the Infidels and restore the Kaabah and The Grand Mosque back to the pious Believers. The succesful Mujahideen are thus invited to Paradise which happily to their
    relief is exactly like the Night-Clubs and Casinos run by the Infidels before.

    Minimum System Requirements:
    * Pentium III or Kandahar III processor
    * 64 MB Ram or 1 Grenade
    * 14 GB Disk or 50,000 Sunnahs
    * Matrox GE Force Hardware Accelarator card (can be also run without accelarator card by shouting curses very loudly)
    * LAN or Network Play - can be played by many Mujahideen over a LAN or Internet, useful for those
    Mujahideen holidaying in Monte Carlo and Las Vegas.
    "Take my hand, my child of love
    Come step inside my tears
    Swim the magic ocean,
    I've been crying all these years"

    "I liked the world where i used to live
    I never really wanted to live"

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    Need For Jihad....LMAO.......Q3 Arena is by IDsoftware BTW.
    #ifndef __NONSENSE__
    #define __NONSENSE__

    #include <religiousviolence.h>
    #include <dirtypolitics.h>
    #include <popularculture.h>

    BOOL lesson_learnt = FALSE;

    void History()
    if(Checkstabiity(fanaticism) && CheckCorruption(BoomingEconomy) && CheckPublicDesire(SocialProblems))
    lesson_learnt = TRUE;

    History(); //repeat History


    Link error ...commonsense32.lib missing...
    ld returned status 1..



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