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  1. #16
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    zicky5608 is offline Power Shortage
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    LOL..never got this one..lmao

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    shak is offline Harrr!
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    acorn guts
    Quote Originally Posted by notty_lad
    Talking of Forwards .. There's a stupid one circulating till date ..

    1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY
    and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!

    2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz
    the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back.
    3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay
    the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.

    4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$5
    Million for his pocket money.

    5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn't drink
    eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to
    for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.

    6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on

    7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can make a
    from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to make that
    non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to
    transport all the money.

    8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live for another
    years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money
    before he can go to heaven.

    Last but not the least:
    If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers
    hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3
    years!!!!!!! !!!!

    Aargh! For how many years will Bill be 40 years of age dammit!

    the guy is rich, but is one of the most active philanthropist of our times ... and for that i respect him.

    as for the money, microsoft has started to lose market share ... wont be very long before MS' monopoly comes crashing down.

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    death_metal_fan is offline oh goody, it's a woody!
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    Quote Originally Posted by god_of_guitar
    Here are 15 reasons why guitars are better than girlfriends:

    01. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
    02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week!
    03. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.
    04. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.
    05. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.
    06. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!
    07. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double kneck guitars are not.
    08. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.
    09. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.
    10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.
    11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.
    12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.
    13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.
    14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.
    15. Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining. Watching other people do it is just sick!
    You're so cool.
    Since the creation of the Internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled, primarily, by the collective spinning of English teachers in their graves. (QDB #754533)

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    born2tab is offline rhythm guitarist
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    ^^^what a sarcasm

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    shsnawada is offline Cyborgs & Pasta
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    Raaaaaar!!! Raaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!

    THE Reason Why Guitars are Better Than GIRLFRIENDS!!!!

    1.) You are a straight girl.

    Bwahaha. I'm so cool. Kool, not kewl (cryptic_angel is kewl)

    What m i, mean, wer m i, lililil
    " Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him.

    But all the girls, who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. "- Book Of Numbers 31:17-18

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    hobs crk
    You're going to hate yourself eventually.
    And surely you’ll buy your pint cup !
    and surely I’ll buy mine !
    And we'll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
    for auld lang syne.


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