A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar(India) was
transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty
two days after actual date of joining. Consequently He was
asked for explanation in writing . . .
Here he goes...
"This is my first vijit to Bombai. If small small mijtakes get
inside my letter, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to
joint your ijcool more fastly, but for the following reajon,
too much time lost in getting slipper rejervation in
three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket to I
and my sun. I put complaint on station master. He said I to go
to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her
for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a
birth only to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master
because he was rejponjible for getting birth of my sun. I hope
u will see my whole story and late me first time I am now
ending this fastly.
May God blast you!"