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old one but really good....
Why we Men Are Just Happier People -
Our last name stays put.
The world is Our urinal.
Chocolate is just another snack.
We can never be pregnant.
We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
We can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell us the truth.
We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at Our chest when We're talking to them..
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle Our feet. One mood -- all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
We can open all Our own jars.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be Our friend.
Our underwear is Rs.99 for three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
We almost never have strap problems in public.
We are unable to see wrinkles in Our clothes.
Everything on Our face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
We only have to shave Our face and neck.
We can play with toys all Our life.
Our belly usually hides Our big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
We can wear shorts no matter how Our legs look.
We can "do" Our nails with a pocketknife.
We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
We can do festive shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.