^That's not a PJ dude, that's HILARIOUS.
^That's not a PJ dude, that's HILARIOUS.
"While the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth."
robotpajamas: since Im going to be giving the CAT this year
d_ist_urb_ed: To whom?
robotpajamas: f*ck you
Ha Ha Good one Spy
Gonna use this (but replace India for England) at work just to get up my English colleagues noses.
Truth needs no censorship
no offies to the soutihes..even im one....
Teacher: why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?
Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
Na jaane koi;Kaisi hai ye zindagaani;
Humari adhoori kahaniii................
They say true love is just round the corner......... I must be walking in circles.
A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
@spy:i thought the original teams in the joke u posted were england and nothern island
it keeps changing depending on the mood of the poster
nope i heard one on england n brazil thats what waleed will use
not pj but another group video with guitar being unplugged ;p
a forward no offence meant
One Bengali is a poet
Two Bengalis is a film society
Three Bengalis is a political party
Four Bengalis is two political parties
One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis is a caste killing
Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna
One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky
Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one
One Mallu is a coconut stall
Two Mallus is a boat race
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
Four Mallus is an oil slick
One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus is Bombay's noisiest restaurant
Four Gujjus is a stock market scam
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared ! at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
Vote of Thanks to the Chief Guest at a College Annual Day
" I thank Mr and Mrs ---- from the bottom of my heart and the bottom's of all my teachers staff and friends"
Thus drifting afar to the dim-vaulted caves
Where life and its ventures are laid,
The dreamers who gaze while we battle the waves
May see us in sunshine or shade;
Yet true to our course, though the shadows grow dark,
We'll trim our broad sail as before,
And stand by the rudder that governs the bark,
Nor ask how we look from the shore!
Oliver Wendell Holmes
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy
was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny.
"Nope." replied Jimmy.
"Well, did you get it for Christmas then?".
Again Jimmy says "Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny.
"No," said Jimmy.
"I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the
nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous
of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.
That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the
unmistakable noises of lovemaking.
Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.
His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and
watch, but keep quiet."
this thing pisses me off !!!Originally Posted by .:SpY_GaMe:.
even SLASH in the november rain vdo ... man, how cud he !!!
Vocals and Guitars, Concrete Junglee.
A man was in a long queue at Tesco. As he got to the till he realized he
had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could
have some brought up to the till.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his
He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over
the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Till 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like many people, was
up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the till, he told the checkout girl
that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some
brought to the till for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to
drop his trousers. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom
and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Till 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was
way too cool. He had never had any type of s*xual contact with a live
so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the till he told the
checkout girl he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop
his trousers and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick
squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...
"Cleanup, Till 5"
-A woman was having a daytime affair while
her husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with
her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard
her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh my God - Hurry ! Grab your clothes and
jump out the window. My husband's home early !"
"I can't jump out the window ! It's raining out there !"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both ! He's got a
hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems !"
So the boyfriend scooted out of bed, grabbed his clothes and jumped
out the window.
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly
discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual
marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to
blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of
runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged
closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your
clothes with you under your arm ?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get
dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home !"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run? "
"Nope.........just when it's raining"
Can you believe things people do in church? I was sitting next to this
guy who lit a cigarette in church; I was so shocked that I nearly dropped
Here is the reason. Why Newton
Committed *******..... Once, Newton came to India and watched a few
Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his
logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized
for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was
confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1)Rajinikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured! Long Live Rajanikanth! 2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is
confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only
one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the
middle gangster? shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts
the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side
of the middle gangster the knife kills the middle one. 3) Rajanikanth
is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in
it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang... the gangster dies... This was too much for our Newton to take!
He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see
another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie
would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton
is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast! The
'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is
on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't
jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our
heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain
because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height
of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the
first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.