Yes?Originally Posted by Devilshly_Pur$
1. Wats da opposite of Real??
Bcoz it is 'Na-Real'
2. Watz the vector form of sridevi????
ANS : - TABU!!!
sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani ferna??
good one notty reps for u...
thanku very much angel ji...much awaited rep...thanku again..ya sure i will do aish...
A team of young budding Managers were given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers discussed and put up a project plan with roles and responsibilities. The manager who was responsible for organizing the resources went out and got a ladder and a tape.
The tape measure was just the ordinary tape of 6 feet.
The lead manager assigned another manager to go on top of the pole and start the measure. They were falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just a mess.
An Engineer came along and saw what they' were trying to do. He walked over pulled the flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured it from end to end, gave the measurement to one of the managers and walked away.
After the Engineer went away, one manager turns head to another and laughs. "Isn't that just like an engineer! We're looking for height and he gives the length"
Moral: No matter how good engineer you are, Managers always find fault in you.
Funny One Liners...
>> Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
>> Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
>> I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
>> I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.
>> The road to success is always under construction.
>> I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!
>> Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
>> Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.
>> When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
>> Born free; Taxed to death.
>> Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film.
>> Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
>> Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.
>> I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
>> A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and
the blinking red light.
>> The hardest part of skating is the ice.
>> The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented
the other three, he was the genius.
>> If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?
>> If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll
believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has
to touch it to be sure.
>> Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!
>> If you can't convince them, confuse them.
>> It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
>> I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
>> Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers)
>> Someday is not a day of the week
>> When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Binti eh hai ki aj kal school vich dil nahi lagda te raat nu neend nahi
andi kyonki school vich kudiyan ghat ne, jo hai oh sab eniyan ajeeb ne ki
dekhan nu ji ni karda.Te madama v koih khas pataakha nahi han. Hor kuchh
nahi, taan receptionist hi sohni rakh lavo taaki navey bachche admission lain
layee motivate ho sakan.
Aap ji da bahut dhanwaadi howanga.
Originally Posted by Devilshly_Pur$
does cryptu sound to be like someone in her 60 ???
Why can Indian husbands also be called "SILVER"
Why can American husbands also be called "GOLD"
Thoda sur Socho
Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)
@spy ek rep ke liye yaar bahut mehnat karni padi angel ke saath...she was askin like rep kyun chaiye..kisliye chaihye...kya karoge..and all that...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems
his teacher picked him to answer a question..
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and
you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like
the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If
were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one
licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the
one sucking her cone, which one is married ?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring
her finger. But I like the way you are thinking..
bas kar yaar
sab purane joke hain
"It is significant that whenever the public mind is to be diverted from great social wrong, a crusade is inaugurated against indecency." - Emma Goldman
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