who said u've won the battle.....then again isn't it a known fact...... guys believe they have won the battle even before it starts.....:p :p :p
The Ideal Man
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night!"
A lady at a nearby table overheard this and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
Tired of being asked why she never married an elderly spinster concocted a response that usually shut people up.
"I have a fireplace that smokes, a washing machine that won't work, a cat that stays out all night, a dog that barks at me, and a kitchen sink that smells bad. Why do I need a husband?"