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  1. #1
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    abhimanjrekar is offline ----> Zhol-Man<----
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    Talking A mail from frustrated victim of chain mails !!!

    I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2004 & 2005.

    Because of your kindness :
    * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

    * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

    * I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

    * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

    * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

    * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

    * When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

    * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

    * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.

    * My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

    * Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property who died in a plane crash with all his family, and also leaving no relatives, of some hundred thousand million $.

    * Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)....maybe they must've forwarded it many times much before I had done it.

    If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at any time.

    Thanks and Regards,

    A Frustrated Victim

    Na jaane koi;Kaisi hai ye zindagaani;
    Humari adhoori kahaniii................

    They say true love is just round the corner......... I must be walking in circles.

    A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.

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    bhavna is offline Newbie
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    he he that was funny
    never frown coz u never know whos fallin in luv with ur smile

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    LOL!! nice... (Y)

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    Sweet Middle East
    LMFAO... really frustrated ... lolz..
    الذئب الليلي

    أكثر مِنْ ألف رسول لا يَستطيعونَ أَنْ يَدُوروا طريقةَ التفكير في بلاد العرب، ماذا يمكن أَنْ نحن بشر يَعمَلُ؟

    يَتغيّبُ عن وطنِي حقاً، على الأقل نحن ناسَ عاقلينَ

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    sheikh zayed road ...


    Quote Originally Posted by beginner_lavina
    LOL!! nice... (Y)

    u still ther

    i tot u left

    welcum bck

    abhi @gud stuff
    >--N!GGa Wa$ A W!NdOW ShOppEr -->
    ^^, GeT RiCh Or D!E TrYiN ,$^^

    >~~>dun hunt wen u cnt kill >~~>

    >~~>StOp d EaRtH....i WaNnA Get DoWn>~~>

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    my chair

    funny one

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    browneyegurlie is offline Sweet as Honey
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    lol argh forward emails are sooo annoying like here most of us dont send them no more, but u have younger cousins who send you them all and oh no all of them send you the same bloody one!!!
    everything about you is so easy to love,
    i've been watching from above



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