A Letter to Dad..
A father passing by his Son's bedroom was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on
the center of the bed.
It was addressed to "Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real
passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her
piercing's, tattoo's, and her Motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that
we will be very happy.Even though you don't care for her as she is so
much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more
children with me and that's now one of my dream too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so
you can get to know your grandchildren.
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home!!