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  1. #1
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    Jun 2006
    namma bengaluru

    Wink Joke: My_wife_is_expectin...

    A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave
    camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife's

    "Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife
    that I wish her luck."

    The following week the same soldier was back again with the same
    explanation: "My wife's expecting."

    The Officer looked surprised. "Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well,
    my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the
    week-end off."

    When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the
    Officer lost his temper. "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he

    "Yes sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She's still expecting."

    "What in heaven is she expecting?" cried the Officer.

    "Me." said the soldier simply.

  2. #2
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    Morbid_Angel is offline Sid the sloth
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    Wallops Island
    lol i thought he was meaning 'me' all along. So i dint get a chance to laugh ;\
    You can believe what you want, it doesn't mean you're right. a fact of life.

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    shak is offline Harrr!
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    acorn guts
    so .. your wife cant expect a baby for three weeks in a row ... like do you conceive and give birth within two weeks or something? ..



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