"Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteen.
Q: What year?
A: Every year"
" Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan."
"Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Some absolute gems