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    Talking Funny: How to catch the lion ?

    presenting u some of the rules....
    How to catch the lion ?

    1. Newton's Method:

    Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite
    reaction.Implies you caught lion

    2. Einstein Method:

    Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher relative
    velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can
    trap it easily.

    3. Schrodinger Method:

    At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the
    cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

    4. Inverse Transformation Method:

    We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.Perform an inverse
    transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

    5. Thermodynamic Procedure:

    We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

    6. Integration Differential Method:

    Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in the
    result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the


    Now lets kill the lion...

    Rajnikanth Method :

    1. Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.The lion
    will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

    2. Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die
    notwithstanding that heavy weight.

    Kamal Method:

    Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow !

    Jayalalitha Method:

    Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it,while
    it's sleeping !

    Manirathnam Method (director):

    Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
    room with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring something in its ears. The
    lion will be highly irritated and commit *******.

    Balachandar Method (director):

    Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with
    each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another
    lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd
    lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third)
    into the forest. You don't understand right... it
    after 15 yrs,then also u wont !

    Shanker method (director):

    Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic

    Shah rukh khan method:

    Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion to watch the movie.

    Govinda method:

    Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

    Rahul dravid method:

    Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

    Menaka Gandhi method:

    Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables

    George bush method:

    Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him
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    Johny Bravo is offline The Boy Genius!
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    ^^ Lolz... Old stuff with some increments. Good One. Reps...
    Look Left >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Left, u idiot!

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    good one dude
    Whats the diffrence between a guitar and a deadly killing machine????

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    Gr8 ,, kkep postin such thingz
    People say I am BAD,, but I say I am Da worst!!

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    very kool reps for u
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    the george bush one was the best!

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    thank u all ...
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