presenting u some of the rules....
How to catch the lion ?
1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction.Implies you caught lion
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher relative
velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can
trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the
cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.Perform an inverse
transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differential Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in the
result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the
Now lets kill the lion...
Rajnikanth Method :
1. Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.The lion
will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
2. Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die
notwithstanding that heavy weight.
Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow !
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it,while
it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring something in its ears. The
lion will be highly irritated and commit *******.
Balachandar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with
each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another
lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd
lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third)
into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it
after 15 yrs,then also u wont !
Shanker method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic
Shah rukh khan method:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion to watch the movie.
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him