Q: What's the difference between Rock music and a machine gun?
A: The machine gun only repeats 10 times per second.
Q: What's the difference between an Electric Guitar and an onion ?
A: No one cries when you cut up an Electric Guitar.Thaddeus Blue
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
A: To escape the Heavy Metal Music.
Q: What's the difference between a Electric Guitar and a trampoline ?
A: You remove your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: Why does an Electric Guitar Player leave his case on the dashboard ?
A: So he can park in the handicapped zone.
Q: What is a "nerd" ?
Old Victrola Music
"The Masters Voice"
by Arvid Smith
A: Someone who owns an Classical Guitar
Q: What's the difference between a lawnmower and an Electric Guitar?
A: You can tune a lawnmower.
Q: How many Electric Guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Five. One to change it and four to discuss how Eric Clapton would have done it.
The Lord Giveth, And The Lord Taketh Away!!!