don't tell me no one watch it !! , bush got phuked!! , his face looked completely like a monkey ( no offense to bush ) .. i thought it was gud nuff .. anyways , my dads classic joke :
Three people were resting in a train compartment. Two laid on the bulk bed and one laid on the bench. The person who is sitting in the lower part of the bulk bed asks the one who is sitting on the upper part, 'where are you going?'
He answers, 'Toronto'
'I am also going to Toronto, where in Toronto are you going?'
'Oh i am going there too, where in Scarbrough exactly?'
'Morning Side and Ellesmere'
'Really ?? I am going there too, what house do you live in?'
'What ?! I am going there too !'
The guy who is sitting on the bench says, 'When you both know each other then why are you asking each other that ?'
The guy sitting on the lower part says, 'What is it to you, we are passing time!'
(i dunno if you ll find it funny but it sounds extremely funny when my dad tells it in urdu)