Once their was couple who were passing by a Wishing well.
First the husband wished for something and threw a penny into the well.
Next, the wife wished for something and bent over to throw the penny into the well. In the process of doing so, she slipped and fell into the well.
To this the husband remarked, "Wow, this really works"!
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and read you all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen, Shit the bed again...