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Once Laloo Prasad sent his bio data to America to apply for a job in Microsoft and a few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send
any further correspondence. No phone calls will be entertained.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said,

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki humko am-reeca mein naukri mil gayee".
Everyone was delighted.
So Laloo Prasad continued. "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze mein hai, isliye saath-saath hindi
mein translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo prasad, matlab - pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet, matlab - aap to miltay hi naheen ho
our requirement, matlab - humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondance, matlab -ab letter shetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahi.
No phone calls, matlab - phoonwa ka bhi zaroorat nahi hai

will be entertained, matlab - bahut khaatir ki jayegi.

Thanks, matlab -
aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad

Bill Gate : Matlab, Darwaze tak (Gate) pahoonch ne ke
liye pura paisa (bill) mil jayega.