Diwali is startin and most of u must be geared up with ur ammos and explosives.... so here r some precautionss from me
1.Do not hold the atom bomb close to ur ears after igniting,else ur ear tuning will definitley be out of tune for rest of life.
2.Do not hold the rocket after igniting ,else u r sure to land up on the moon.
3.Do not let ur parents leave ur hand as they may get scared seeing ur ways of bursting the crackers.
4.Do not target the rocket into the saamnewali aunty ka house who has a lovely daughter or vice versa.
5.plz blow ANAR vertical..do not go for horizontal stunts.
all n all,
have a safe and prosperous DIWALI.....to all people here on IGT.......