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    Redalert is offline Tabber
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    Talking Creative defense lawyer

    A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."
    "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

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    esgallindeion is offline Minstrel Knight
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    Well, as they say, "A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge. "
    The words of a banished king
    "I swear revenge"
    Filled with anger aflamed our hearts
    Full of hate full of pride...
    Oh, we screamed for revenge
    - Blind Guardian (Nightfall)



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