A Coool Joke
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General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret
are sitting in a train.
The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it
gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The woman and Vajpayee are sitting there looking
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red
from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking:
"These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri.
Musharaf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel.
Very proper that
she slapped him."
Madhuri is thinking: "Musharaf must have moved to kiss
me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."
Musharaf is thinking:
"Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri,
she thought it was me and slapped me."
Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes
through another tunnel,
I could make another kissing
sound and slap Musharaf again."
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