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    amit82cse is offline Silent observeR
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    back from Amrika ...

    Have fun
    Disclaimer: This mail is not aimed at anybody. Any
    similarities with any person living or dead is purely
    coincidental. :-)

    21 things Indians do after coming back to India from

    Here u go .........................

    21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

    20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks
    of health

    19. Sprays deo so that he doesn't need to take bath.

    18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

    17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
    says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
    Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
    Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
    Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
    Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
    Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
    Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh
    Four Instead of Seven
    Zero Four)

    16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps
    cribbing every time he
    steps out.

    15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo
    Meters), and counts in
    Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

    14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far
    as possible (but deep
    down the heart multiplies by 50 times).

    13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk

    12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),
    repeats "Zee"
    several times, if the other person unable to get, then
    says X, Y Zee(but
    never says Zed)

    11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional
    DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh!
    British Style!!!!"
    10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road
    9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
    8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
    7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
    6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he
    is experiencing it
    for the first time.
    5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as
    4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

    Few more important

    3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers
    of Airways by which he
    traveled back to India, even after 4 months of
    2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in
    India, tries to roll the
    bag on Indian Roads.

    Ultimate one

    1. Tries to begin conversation with
    "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

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    knight_guitar is offline Lead Guitarist
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    ^^ he he he nice .. old but still nice.. !!
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