4 management lessons

Lesson Number One
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit
saw the crow, and asked Him, "Can I also sit like
you and do
nothing all day long?"



The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the Rabbit
sat on the
ground below the crow, and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
Rabbit and ate it.



Management Lesson:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very
high up.



Lesson Number Two
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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted
to be Boss.



The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control
the whole
body's responses and functions."



The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the
brain about and
get him to where he wants to go." The hands said,
"We should be
Boss because we do all the work and earn all the
money."



And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs
and the eyes
until finally the ******* spoke up.



All the parts laughed at the idea of the *******
being the Boss. So
the ******* went on strike, blocked itself up and
refused to work.



Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the
hands clenched,
the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to
panic and the brain
fevered.



Eventually they all decided that ******* should be
the Boss, so the
motion was passed.

All the other parts did all the work while the Boss
just sat and
passed out the s h i t!



Management Lesson:

You don't need brains to be a Boss - any *******
will do.


Lesson Number Three
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
be able to get
to the top of that tree, "sighed the turkey, "but I
haven't got the
energy."Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?"
replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey
pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually
gave him enough
strength to reach the first branch of the tree.



The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second
branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was
proudly perched at
the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by
a farmer, who
shot the turkey out of the tree.



Management Lesson:

Bull**** might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.



Lesson Number Four
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
was so cold; the
bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.



While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on
it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow
dung, it began
to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually
thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to
sing for joy.



A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under the pile of
cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons:

1) Not everyone who drops s h i t on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your
friend.
3) And when you're in deep ****, keep your mouth
shut!

Hmm.... Either IGT has created a time - warp portal or is it just me that something like this has already been done??? Nice management lessons tho... tho they've been posted be4, methinks

Nice work

The 1st, third and fourth lessons have been done before. The second one is new to us. Good job, i guess.

@Har***, Bob has already posted a few lessons before. Well, the 2nd one is good.