i would recommend - for your needs - that you pick up something like the pod 2.0 or floor pod plus, both going for about $199 on the fiend. get a full-range keyboard amp with at least 50W, a big speaker and an open, hi-fi like sound. a stranger should suffice. that should leave you with a decent amount left your your guitar, perhaps look for a used one. rickkkyrich had an SA for sale, i believe; versatile enough to cover all your needs.
What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.